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I Made the Rest of You Look Like a BITCH… Sometimes.
Here’s short little “stats based” article on why I’m just fucking better than you. I decided to look at the points scored for the last half of the regular season and playoffs (totally arbitrary and has nothing to do with the fact that I scored 173.24 week 8). For the last half of the regular…
Read MoreQuestions for Charlie: 2 Apples, 1 Knife
“Only 3 percent of fanticy players can do solving. These 3 kids want to share these two apples equally. How you handle this with using one stroke of the knife.” No Answers Darren: Darren with a no answer to the riddle which is not surprising. There was a day where Darren’s apple tree was flourishing…
Read More2022 Final Power Rankings and Regular Season Review
The regular season is coming to an end, and the playoff picture is beginning to become clear. Before we enter the postseason, let’s take a minute to step back and reflect on this past year while unveiling the final power rankings of 2022. #1. Mason Minutemen (Preseason Rank = #1) PF: 1627 (1st) PA: 1348…
Read More’23 Draft Class: Players to Watch
Written By: Dat Boi Fuzz With the playoff picture coming into focus and the trade deadline in the rear view, many of us are mentally and emotionally checking out of this league until draft day. Rather than succumb to despair, I encourage you other poor souls to get excited about your rookie picks! There is…
Read More’22 Trade Deadline Primer
Written by: Dat Boi Fuzz Week 7 is over, which means we are halfway through the fantasy regular season! With the playoff picture coming into focus and the Week 12 trade deadline looming, trade talks around the league are due to start heating up. This is an overview on who I think are the buyers,…
Read More2022 Season Preview and League Power Rankings
We’re less than two weeks out from our first meaningful NFL action, and that means it’s time to make arbitrary rankings about the probability of impossible to predict outcomes! That’s right, it’s the 2022 Shadynastys season preview! Below are my personal power rankings. I’ve used several resources including KeepTradeCut, FantasyPros, and FantasyFootballRanker. These rankings are…
Read More2022 Round 1 Mock Draft
Written by BrungusFrangdungle 1.1 Fairborn Fuckboys Kenny Pickett – QB – PIT After a complete fire-sale in 2021, the Fairborn Fuckboys are left devoid of much remaining talent. To begin their rebuild, management decides to go full on homer and select the newly drafted QB for the Steelers, Kenny Pickett. Although Pickett may not have…
Read More2022 Post-Combine Rookie Draft Big Board
Written by: Fuzzyfuzz09 1: Malik Willis – QB Liberty Player Comps: Jalen Hurts, smaller Josh Allen There is no consensus top QB for the NFL in this year’s class; however, there should be one for FANTASY football. Willis has the skill set and athleticism to win fantasy titles. This upside obviously comes with a lot…
Read More2021 Draft Re-Grades
Pick 1.01 – Doughboys Trevor Lawrence – QB Jaguars Previous Grade: A+ Re-grade: B This was the most no brainer pick of the draft. And yet, Lawrence struggled mightily this year. You could even say he was straight up bad. 12 TDs to 17 picks, and seven games with single digit fantasy points. The Urban…
Read MoreWally Schmidt’s Weather Report: 2021 Season
Written by BrungusFrangdungle “NEWS FLASH, ASSHOLES” – WE MADE IT! Well, not quite yet – but we are only a few short weeks away from finally seeing Andrew Siciliano’s big beautiful ears on NFL Red Zone, and I for one am already getting hot and bothered. What teams are up? What teams are down? Here…
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