The 2026 Shadynasty’s Offseason Audit
Written by Meatspin 21 Trades, 56 Rookies and the Final FAAB Bloodbath. Let’s take a quick deep-dive into the offseason! Who improved? Who rebuilt? Who bought points at a reasonable price? Who entered Sleeper with the careful restraint of a divorced father at a boat dealership? The scoring window for the Offseason Audit runs from…
Read More2026 Season Preview
By: DatBoiFizz Welcome back, my dudes. Daddy is back with another season preview. Each position group is rated from Elite, Good, Mediocre, and Poor based mostly off vibes. Elite groups require both top end talent and depth. Player ranks, average ages, and playoff odds come from FantasyCalc.com. If your placement upsets you, feel free to…
Read More2025 Shadynasty’s Season Preview
By: DatBoiFuzz Greetings, gentlemen. It’s your Champ, back again with another season preview. This year I have included a couple new features, including playoff/title odds and the redraft ranks for all relevant players in this upcoming season. Both data sets are pulled from FantasyCalc, so any complaints can be directed at them. All other complaints,…
Read MoreExploring Draft Lottery Concepts
I felt that this needed it’s own blog post and space for discussion, as I’m sure there will be a lot of opinions. Let me start by stating that I don’t think our current system is broken by any means – however, there are some concerns with the balance in our league. I’m not under…
Read More2025 Rule Proposal Debate Forum
Proposal #1: Starting Lineup Compliance Originator: Zer Details: Rosters must have enough players to fill a starting lineup. Bye weeks and injuries do not affect this minimum threshold. Note: I believe this rule was created in response to a rebuilding team last year that just didn’t roster any of one position (example – zero tight…
Read MoreZay-Zay’s 2025 Mock Draft
With the underwear Olympics behind us and the NFL draft only a few short weeks away, its officially time for Zay’s mock draft. As we all know, Isaiah has been spot on during these mocks (some are even beginning to call him “The Oracle of Shadynasty’s”), so buckle in as we get an early preview…
Read MoreThe Biggest Trades of 2022
By: DatBoiFuzz Fuck the preamble, you all know the drill. We’re reevaluating ten trades from three years ago. Let’s get into it. A reminder, our money winners the last three years: 10. Why Fuzz made the trade: I felt like Moore was stuck in QB purgatory on the Panthers while Johnson was quietly having a…
Read MoreEmergency State of the Union Address
Good evening, my fellow Shadynastians. I stand before you tonight to address the state of our revered union. It is with great solemnity that I acknowledge the challenges facing our league. We have, without question, entered a period of considerable upheaval and uncertainty. But, I assure you, we shall emerge from these trials stronger and…
Read More2024 Season Preview
Written by: DatBoiFuzz I’m releasing this a little early this year in anticipation of my free time and sanity being stolen in mid August, nor do I want to update throughout training camp. You all know the drill. Teams are ranked in tiers according to how I think each stands in the hierarchy of the…
Read MoreShadynasty’s “Not Too Late” 2024 Mock Draft
1.01 – Wright Patt Chair Force | Caleb Williams, QB (CHI, Bears) After going full tank-mode in ‘23 and trading for Brock Purdy instead of Bailey Zappe (Zap! Zap! Zap!) the Chairs were left with almost no future at the QB position. Fortunately, they were able to secure the #1 QB prospect and biggest weirdo…
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