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Ya’ll know the drill. We’re stuck in the purgatory style gap between the Super Bowl and the NFL draft, so it’s time for Isaiah’s rookie mock. Easter is around the corner and Zay has been carefully refining his egg-hunting skills, so this seemed like a natural fit for his mock. Position groups this year were…

Written by: DatBoiFuzz “There’s a difference between thinking you can’t be wrong and having no regrets. Wrongness is what occurs prior to empiricism, in hindsight a counterpart of revelation, and revelation is nothing to regret.” – Criss Jami With our fourth season in the books, it’s time to look back at our second. The following…

Owner of the Year (Overall Team Success) Jerry – Mason Minutemen By the Numbers The Minutemen continue to be an absolute powerhouse in Shadynasty’s. The 2023 season marks their 3rd year leading the league in Points For. Ownership continues to take calculated risks to acquire top talent, and their team somehow continues to avoid major…

Written by: DatBoiFuzz We’re halfway through the year and four weeks away from the trade deadline. Some would-be contenders are throwing in the towel, others are ready to double down on this year. Also, there’s Logger. Let’s get into where everyone stands. Dormant: Mason Minutemen (6-2, 2nd) Jerry is once again on pace for a…

Welcome to my favorite waste of time of the year: the Shadynasty’s Season Preview! This year I’ve included where each team was ranked going into last season, as well as a grade for each position group (Elite, good, average, poor, terrible). Grades examine primarily starter-level talent but also consider depth. We have a massive middle…

1.01 – Bijan Robinson (ATL, Falcons) The best prospect in the draft lands in an ideal situation in Atlanta. Although the Falcons are mid at best, HC Arthur Smith LOVES to run the ball and Bijan figures to play into the passing game as well. Look for Allgeier to vulture a few touchdowns though!  Pre-Draft…

Less than 30-days until the 2023 NFL Draft. DRAFT SEASON IS HERE BOYS! The dust surrounding the NFL Combine, Pro Days, and Free Agency has mostly settled (sans any Lamar Jackson news) and it’s time to start looking ahead to Season 4 of Shadynasty! The league has an interesting outlook headed into 2023 and the…

I was hungover on a Sunday morning, and Isaiah was being a maniac. Toys were being thrown everywhere, and Sarah had left the house to do what she does best – spend money on shit we don’t need at Target. I had the NFL combine on, but it was the offensive linemen, which was only…

Bust/bəst/ A truly polarizing word. On one hand, they’re a man’s best friend. There are few better things in life than having a good old pair of milk missiles bouncing around in your face. But on the other hand, a bust is a Dynasty manager’s worst nightmare. In the spirit of sports balls and melon…

“When you look back on anything in life, hindsight being 20/20, some things you’d like to have done a little differently.” Welcome to the annual three-year review of Shadynasty’s biggest trades! I’m sure you’re thinking, “well what does he mean by ‘Biggest’? Does that mean most impactful? Most value exchanged? Splashiest? Most players included?” The…