Questions for Charlie: 2 Apples, 1 Knife
“Only 3 percent of fanticy players can do solving. These 3 kids want to share these two apples equally. How you handle this with using one stroke of the knife.”
No Answers
Darren:
Darren with a no answer to the riddle which is not surprising. There was a day where Darren’s apple tree was flourishing with such apples of Josh Allen, Alvin Kamara, Mike Evans, Keenan Allen, Rashaaad Penny, and Brandon Aiyuk. His league mates (Fuzz, Zer, Jared) to name a few stabbed him to oblivion and he’s basically a fucking cactus.
Squirt:
Also a no answer is Squirt which is …. Not surprising. Squirt used the knife and murked the other 2. He protects his apples with his life. He refuses talk to anyone and doesn’t negotiate. He has those fucking cotton candy apples that cost $10.99 a pound. Have you seen his lineup? Its fucking delicious but come on bro you should of came out of your squirter shell and got some depth for the playoffs. Sure you beat the winningest team in the league but now you face your biggest challenge in the swamps of Missouri.
Jry:
Aso a no answr … wel kinda he just made f4n of my hamwriting. Jry’s riddle was diffent an it go lik this. The apbles were actually kern and da nife was iced milk. Everyone dies frm being lacktoast and in turbulence. Russel Wilson is spiled icd mk, Alvin Kamara is go tu jail next year ad wil be eat kern pry. Go squirt.
Nick Rindler:
Not much to say…NickR has the Juiciest apple of Jalen Hurts. Might want to go full Squirtle mode and ignore all talks of Fuzz, Zer, and Jared.
The Murderers
Kevin:
Stab the woman. One apple each for the fellas: Kevin with an immediate response murders the bitch and shares the apples with his homie. That’s cause Kevin is a bro and is someone you can trust and never get a bad trade offer with him. That’s because he respects his homies. Early on he traded one of the most interesting QBs this year of Tua to Zer for his homerism of Trevor Lawrence. I too would probably trust the process of the most decorated QB in history under the superbowl champ coach Doug Peterson over Tua coached by a guy that looks like SacRat.
Brandon:
What he said. I’m with kdbh19: Brandon clearly murders the bitch. The dude has a wife and just had his third child and hardly has time to shit. He wants to be Kevin. Follow your homerism and go get Watson bud
Vito:
What if she has a ccw and shoots both boys while they try to stab her and she walks away with 2 apples? In this scenario Vito kills the bros or attempts to. Everyone knows Knife v Gun in close quarter combat…knife wins every time. Also, women can’t shoot. The woman dies and the homies get apples.
3 Pee Brt:
Human centipede. Everyone dies and eats the apples. Win/win. You eat it, of course.
3PBrt with the very questionable answer again. 1). You can’t eat a knife you’d die and no one gets delicious apples. 2). If the conductor ate the apples…the middle and the caboose would be eating shit.
Logic
Caleb:
Throw the apples away and eat a steak. Everyone equally gets zero apples. You are in a woods Caleb you eating raw steak ya fucking caveman?
Zer:
Just line the apples up at a two-thirds offset, and cut through them both with one slice. You’ll end up with two large pieces, each of which go to one person, and two small pieces, both of which go to the third person. Zer is literally Russian collusion. How dare you go online and cheat the system and find the wrong answer. Is this how you structure your fanticy team by the influence of the internet and Listening to that “fantasy guru”? Is this the product of your 1000 transactions?
Fuzz:
Use knife to cut down a third apple: The exact answer Fuzz would give because that’s what he does, steals people’s apples. Darren is a cactus so cant go there. Where your next apple pickin spot Fuzz hmmmm?
ERRICccc:
Stack the apples and cut 1/3 off each? Wrong
The Lover
Logger:
1 guy and the girl get an apple. The last guy uses the knife to cut down her pants and eats her shitter like an apple fritter. That = 3 equally ate apples.
The Sexiest
Jim:
Send that bitch to pick another apple. Point the knife to direct her to the tree. Correct! Everyone gets a delicious apple and the knife was used in a single stroke. And no one was murdered, because murder is bad.