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Baby Zay’s 2023 Rookie Mock Draft

By bfaller45 | March 17, 2023

I was hungover on a Sunday morning, and Isaiah was being a maniac. Toys were being thrown everywhere, and Sarah had left the house to do what she does best – spend money on shit we don’t need at Target. I had the NFL combine on, but it was the offensive linemen, which was only…

Biggest Busts of the 2020 Draft

By bfaller45 | February 25, 2023

Bust/bəst/ A truly polarizing word. On one hand, they’re a man’s best friend. There are few better things in life than having a good old pair of milk missiles bouncing around in your face. But on the other hand, a bust is a Dynasty manager’s worst nightmare. In the spirit of sports balls and melon…

The Biggest Trades of 2020 – a Three Year Review

By bfaller45 | February 11, 2023

“When you look back on anything in life, hindsight being 20/20, some things you’d like to have done a little differently.” Welcome to the annual three-year review of Shadynasty’s biggest trades! I’m sure you’re thinking, “well what does he mean by ‘Biggest’? Does that mean most impactful? Most value exchanged? Splashiest? Most players included?” The…