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Emergency State of the Union Address
Good evening, my fellow Shadynastians. I stand before you tonight to address the state of our revered union. It is with great solemnity that I acknowledge the challenges facing our league. We have, without question, entered a period of considerable upheaval and uncertainty. But, I assure you, we shall emerge from these trials stronger and…