I Made the Rest of You Look Like a BITCH… Sometimes.
Here’s short little “stats based” article on why I’m just fucking better than you.
I decided to look at the points scored for the last half of the regular season and playoffs (totally arbitrary and has nothing to do with the fact that I scored 173.24 week 8).

For the last half of the regular season, I scored the most with 857.56, beating 2nd place Brandon by 16.80. Making Brandon and the rest of the league look like a total BITCH.

During playoffs Jerry scored the most with 382.78 beating 2nd place me by 4.82. Funny tidbit, Vito came in 3rd for playoffs by scoring a total of 367.22 points, Jerry only beating him by 15.56. Making the rest of the play-offs teams look like a total BITCH.

Combining playoffs and the last half of the season I scored the most with 1235.52, beating 2nd place Jerry by 43.44. Making Fairy Jerry and the rest of the league look like a BITCH.

My team turned it on when it mattered. The final 6 weeks of the year, I scored a total of 767.80, blowing the nips off 2nd place Jerry by 85.96. Which is about the same difference between 2nd and 10th.
Wanna know how I did it? I’m just fucking better than you. I’ve got that dawg in me, got that alpha mind set. You all got that beta male cuck mindset. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence. That shit roster you put out? That shits L rizz, on God cuh fr fr.