2023 Regular Season Awards
Owner of the Year (Overall Team Success) Jerry – Mason Minutemen By the Numbers The Minutemen continue to be an absolute powerhouse in Shadynasty’s. The 2023 season marks their 3rd year leading the league in Points For. Ownership continues to take calculated risks to acquire top talent, and their team somehow continues to avoid major…
Read More2023 Midseason Review & Trade Deadline Primer
Written by: DatBoiFuzz We’re halfway through the year and four weeks away from the trade deadline. Some would-be contenders are throwing in the towel, others are ready to double down on this year. Also, there’s Logger. Let’s get into where everyone stands. Dormant: Mason Minutemen (6-2, 2nd) Jerry is once again on pace for a…
Read MoreShadynasty’s 2023 Season Preview
Welcome to my favorite waste of time of the year: the Shadynasty’s Season Preview! This year I’ve included where each team was ranked going into last season, as well as a grade for each position group (Elite, good, average, poor, terrible). Grades examine primarily starter-level talent but also consider depth. We have a massive middle…
Read MoreThe Gang Drafts Their Asses Off: Part 2 (2023)
1.01 – Bijan Robinson (ATL, Falcons) The best prospect in the draft lands in an ideal situation in Atlanta. Although the Falcons are mid at best, HC Arthur Smith LOVES to run the ball and Bijan figures to play into the passing game as well. Look for Allgeier to vulture a few touchdowns though! Pre-Draft…
Read MoreThe Gang Drafts Their Asses Off: Part 1 (2023)
Less than 30-days until the 2023 NFL Draft. DRAFT SEASON IS HERE BOYS! The dust surrounding the NFL Combine, Pro Days, and Free Agency has mostly settled (sans any Lamar Jackson news) and it’s time to start looking ahead to Season 4 of Shadynasty! The league has an interesting outlook headed into 2023 and the…
Read MoreBaby Zay’s 2023 Rookie Mock Draft
I was hungover on a Sunday morning, and Isaiah was being a maniac. Toys were being thrown everywhere, and Sarah had left the house to do what she does best – spend money on shit we don’t need at Target. I had the NFL combine on, but it was the offensive linemen, which was only…
Read MoreBiggest Busts of the 2020 Draft
Bust/bəst/ A truly polarizing word. On one hand, they’re a man’s best friend. There are few better things in life than having a good old pair of milk missiles bouncing around in your face. But on the other hand, a bust is a Dynasty manager’s worst nightmare. In the spirit of sports balls and melon…
Read MoreThe Biggest Trades of 2020 – a Three Year Review
“When you look back on anything in life, hindsight being 20/20, some things you’d like to have done a little differently.” Welcome to the annual three-year review of Shadynasty’s biggest trades! I’m sure you’re thinking, “well what does he mean by ‘Biggest’? Does that mean most impactful? Most value exchanged? Splashiest? Most players included?” The…
Read MoreI Made the Rest of You Look Like a BITCH… Sometimes.
Here’s short little “stats based” article on why I’m just fucking better than you. I decided to look at the points scored for the last half of the regular season and playoffs (totally arbitrary and has nothing to do with the fact that I scored 173.24 week 8). For the last half of the regular…
Read MoreQuestions for Charlie: 2 Apples, 1 Knife
“Only 3 percent of fanticy players can do solving. These 3 kids want to share these two apples equally. How you handle this with using one stroke of the knife.” No Answers Darren: Darren with a no answer to the riddle which is not surprising. There was a day where Darren’s apple tree was flourishing…
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