Franchise Values – Offseason 2021
Written by Brungus Frangdungle
The offseason is where dynasty’s are built – it’s a great time to think critically of your organization, build a strategy for your team’s future, and begin filling holes (giggity) in your roster. In the words of Jrry from Mizzury – “Don’t suck. Do better. Git guud.”
The following rankings are provided by dynastyranker.com, so calm your tits Brandon. They are meant to show the total value of your entire team based on player and pick values.
“Team Total” ranks rosters by the owners that hold the most trade value. “Best Starting Lineup” ranks teams based on the value of best possible starting lineups. All questions or complaints can be directed to support@meatspin.com.
“Don’t suck. Do better. Git guud.”
– Jrry from mizzury, PRLLY
Beavercreek Bukkake – 1st
Team Total: 94919
Best Starting Lineup: 1st – 58709
QB Ranking: 2nd – 18580
⭐ Kyler Murray: 9552
💪 Lamar Jackson: 8575
Jarrett Stidham: 453
RB Ranking: 1st – 35297
⭐ Jonathan Taylor: 8545
⭐ Antonio Gibson: 7005
💪 J.K. Dobbins: 6989
Chris Carson: 4508
Nyheim Hines: 2750
Rashaad Penny: 2082
David Johnson: 1985
Justice Hill: 588
Ty Johnson: 537
Mark Ingram: 308
WR Ranking: 6th – 27154
⭐ Calvin Ridley: 7184
⭐ Terry McLaurin: 6839
Kenny Golladay: 5366
Adam Thielen: 4318
Scott Miller: 1528
Travis Fulgham: 955
John Ross: 601
Devin Funchess: 363
TE Ranking: 7th – 7820
⭐ Dallas Goedert: 4020
Evan Engram: 3176
Mo Alie-Cox: 622
Dalton Keene: 2
Draft Capital: 6068
2021 Late 1st: 5444
2021 Early 4th: 624
Chickasaw Chafed Chodes – 2nd
Team Total: 91925
Best Starting Lineup: 12th – 35344
QB Ranking: 12th – 10392
⭐ Tua Tagovailoa: 6090
Andy Dalton: 1984
Gardner Minshew: 1674
Jacob Eason: 644
RB Ranking: 14th – 5652
⭐ Joshua Kelley: 1256
⭐ Lynn Bowden: 1178
Salvon Ahmed: 943
Justin Jackson: 795
Jamycal Hasty: 734
Brian Hill: 397
Travis Homer: 349
Troymaine Pope: 0
WR Ranking: 1st – 31004
⭐ Courtland Sutton: 5493
⭐ Diontae Johnson: 5245
💪 D.J. Chark: 5229
💪 Jerry Jeudy: 5166
Michael Pittman: 4203
Darius Slayton: 3053
Preston Williams: 1868
Keelan Cole: 747
Isaiah Wright: 0
TE Ranking: 8th – 7597
⭐ T.J. Hockenson: 5687
Donald Parham: 1472
Josh Oliver: 438
Draft Capital: 37280
2021 Early 1st: 7126
2021 Mid 1st: 6316
2021 Late 1st: 5444
2021 Early 2nd: 4278
2021 Early 2nd: 4278
2021 Late 2nd: 3352
2021 Late 2nd: 3352
2021 Early 3rd: 2563
2021 Mid 4th: 571
Cassella Cockfighters – 3rd
Team Total: 91727
Best Starting Lineup: 4th – 48669
QB Ranking: 3rd – 15420
⭐ Josh Allen: 9957
💪 Daniel Jones: 4898
Jacoby Brissett: 565
RB Ranking: 9th – 16929
⭐ Joe Mixon: 5856
⭐ Josh Jacobs: 5745
A.J. Dillon: 3877
J.J. Taylor: 701
Bryce Love: 417
Duke Johnson: 333
WR Ranking: 8th – 25445
⭐ CeeDee Lamb: 7559
⭐ JuJu Smith-Schuster: 5151
💪 Laviska Shenault: 4769
Gabriel Davis: 3483
Bryan Edwards: 2791
Marquez Callaway: 777
Cam Sims: 605
Golden Tate: 310
Josh Gordon: 0
Freddie Swain: 0
TE Ranking: 1st – 13942
⭐ Noah Fant: 4734
Logan Thomas: 3290
Hayden Hurst: 2438
Blake Jarwin: 2161
Rob Gronkowski: 1319
Christopher Herndon: 0
Draft Capital: 19991
2021 Early 1st: 7126
2021 Mid 1st: 6316
2021 Mid 2nd: 3686
2021 Mid 3rd: 2239
2021 Early 4th: 624
Cassella Cucks- 4th
Team Total: 81875
Best Starting Lineup: 3rd – 55897
QB Ranking: 4th – 15284
⭐ Dak Prescott: 8594
💪 Ryan Tannehill: 5521
Mitchell Trubisky: 1169
RB Ranking: 4th – 22790
⭐ Christian McCaffrey: 9531
⭐ Clyde Edwards-Helaire: 6627
Kenyan Drake: 2837
Jeffery Wilson: 2613
DeeJay Dallas: 1182
Reggie Bonnafon: 0
Rodney Smith: 0
WR Ranking: 5th – 28014
⭐ A.J. Brown: 7934
⭐ Tee Higgins: 6433
💪 Robert Woods: 4835
Van Jefferson: 2249
Antonio Brown: 1913
Cole Beasley: 1751
Hunter Renfrow: 1295
Josh Reynolds: 1244
Julian Edelman: 360
Cedrick Wilson: 0
TE Ranking: 2nd – 10886
⭐ Darren Waller: 6422
Cole Kmet: 3487
Drew Sample: 747
Trey Burton: 230
Draft Capital: 4901
2021 Mid 2nd: 3686
2021 Early 4th: 624
2021 Late 4th: 591
Dayton Doughboys – 5th
Team Total: 80863
Best Starting Lineup: 14th – 27960
QB Ranking: 14th – 0
RB Ranking: 11th – 12223
⭐ Cam Akers: 7239
⭐ Myles Gaskin: 3247
Darrynton Evans: 1191
Royce Freeman: 546
WR Ranking: 14th – 19528
⭐ Deebo Samuel: 4674
⭐ Denzel Mims: 3955
💪 Michael Gallup: 3871
💪 K.J. Hamler: 2584
James Washington: 1499
Collin Johnson: 1308
Keke Coutee: 917
Andy Isabella: 720
TE Ranking: 13th – 3505
⭐ Austin Hooper: 2390
Will Dissly: 682
Brycen Hopkins: 433
Colby Parkinson: 0
Draft Capital: 45607
2021 Early 1st: 7126
2021 Early 1st: 7126
2021 Mid 1st: 6316
2021 Mid 1st: 6316
2021 Late 1st: 5444
2021 Late 1st: 5444
2021 Mid 2nd: 3686
2021 Early 3rd: 2563
2021 Late 3rd: 1586
Mercer County Dick Lickers – 6th
Team Total: 80813
Best Starting Lineup: 6th – 47107
QB Ranking: 5th – 14280
⭐ Aaron Rodgers: 6292
💪 Kirk Cousins: 4797
Drew Lock: 3191
RB Ranking: 2nd – 26275
⭐ Nick Chubb: 7299
⭐ Miles Sanders: 6169
💪 James Robinson: 5955
Gus Edwards: 2353
Ke’Shawn Vaughn: 2169
Anthony McFarland: 1928
Jordan Wilkins: 402
WR Ranking: 4th – 28105
⭐ Stefon Diggs: 7337
⭐ Keenan Allen: 5754
Robby Anderson: 3773
Jalen Reagor: 3741
Marquise Brown: 3708
Kendrick Bourne: 948
Tre’Quan Smith: 892
Antonio Gandy-Golden: 833
Tyron Johnson: 690
Riley Ridley: 429
Chad Beebe: 0
TE Ranking: 6th – 8328
⭐ Hunter Henry: 3504
Harrison Bryant: 2036
Dawson Knox: 1457
Anthony Firkser: 1331
Draft Capital: 3825
2021 Mid 3rd: 2239
2021 Late 3rd: 1586
The Burrow of Brooklyn – 7th
Team Total: 75453
Best Starting Lineup: 11th – 36756
QB Ranking: 13th – 9563
⭐ Joe Burrow: 8455
Dwayne Haskins: 789
Alex Smith: 319
RB Ranking: 13th – 9807
⭐ Devin Singletary: 2875
⭐ Zack Moss: 2836
Marlon Mack: 1623
Damien Williams: 771
Tevin Coleman: 626
Giovani Bernard: 577
Ito Smith: 499
Mike Boone: 0
WR Ranking: 12th – 22075
⭐ Michael Thomas: 6412
⭐ Tyler Boyd: 4893
💪 Curtis Samuel: 4555
💪 Parris Campbell: 2944
Sammy Watkins: 1233
Tyrell Williams: 804
Demarcus Robinson: 677
Auden Tate: 557
TE Ranking: 3rd – 9535
⭐ Irv Smith: 3786
Adam Trautman: 2789
O.J. Howard: 1618
Dalton Schultz: 1342
Draft Capital: 24473
2021 Mid 1st: 6316
2021 Early 2nd: 4278
2021 Early 2nd: 4278
2021 Mid 2nd: 3686
2021 Late 2nd: 3352
2021 Early 3rd: 2563
Mason Minutemen – 8th
Team Total: 74860
Best Starting Lineup: 2nd – 56577
QB Ranking: 1st – 20300
⭐ Patrick Mahomes: 9999
💪 Russell Wilson: 7646
Ryan Fitzpatrick: 2655
RB Ranking: 3rd – 22996
⭐ Alvin Kamara: 7878
⭐ David Montgomery: 5215
💪 Kareem Hunt: 5009
Darrell Henderson: 2489
J.D. McKissic: 1611
Darrel Williams: 794
Rex Burkhead: 0
Tyler Ervin: 0
WR Ranking: 11th – 22307
⭐ Tyreek Hill: 7896
⭐ DK Metcalf: 7733
DeVante Parker: 3391
Jakobi Meyers: 1681
A.J. Green: 718
Olamide Zaccheaus: 504
Randall Cobb: 344
Josh Doctson: 40
Alshon Jeffery: 0
Marcus Johnson: 0
TE Ranking: 4th – 9257
⭐ Mark Andrews: 5201
Gerald Everett: 2508
Albert Okwuegbunam: 851
Jared Cook: 697
Draft Capital: 0
Anna Apollos – 9th
Team Total: 74209
Best Starting Lineup: 8th – 43487
QB Ranking: 9th – 13123
⭐ Baker Mayfield: 5844
💪 Carson Wentz: 5233
Ben Roethlisberger: 2046
RB Ranking: 5th – 21473
⭐ Dalvin Cook: 8061
⭐ Ronald Jones: 3986
Alexander Mattison: 2805
Raheem Mostert: 2770
Mike Davis: 2242
La’Mical Perine: 1377
Devontae Booker: 232
WR Ranking: 9th – 25150
⭐ D.J. Moore: 6562
⭐ Chris Godwin: 6409
💪 Henry Ruggs: 3746
Brandin Cooks: 3711
Quintez Cephus: 2084
Breshad Perriman: 980
Jalen Guyton: 806
Quez Watkins: 468
Chris Conley: 384
DeSean Jackson: 0
Deonte Harris: 0
TE Ranking: 10th – 6862
⭐ Jonnu Smith: 3646
Tyler Higbee: 2441
Jace Sternberger: 417
Jacob Hollister: 358
Draft Capital: 7601
2021 Late 1st: 5444
2021 Late 3rd: 1586
2021 Mid 4th: 571
Oakwood Gold Diggers – 10th
Team Total: 73774
Best Starting Lineup: 9th – 42811
QB Ranking: 8th – 13217
⭐ Sam Darnold: 4658
💪 Derek Carr: 4400
Matt Ryan: 4159
RB Ranking: 6th – 17387
⭐ Ezekiel Elliott: 6301
⭐ Austin Ekeler: 5852
Chase Edmonds: 3854
Sony Michel: 920
Trayveon Williams: 460
Artavis Pierce: 0
WR Ranking: 3rd – 29320
⭐ Davante Adams: 7915
⭐ Chase Claypool: 5614
💪 Julio Jones: 4361
Mecole Hardman: 2635
Marvin Jones: 2451
Russell Gage: 1751
Anthony Miller: 1598
Devin Duvernay: 1001
Emmanuel Sanders: 720
Steven Sims: 705
James Proche: 353
Willie Snead: 216
Geronimo Allison: 0
TE Ranking: 12th – 4514
⭐ Mike Gesicki: 3710
Dan Arnold: 411
Kyle Rudolph: 393
Draft Capital: 9336
2021 Late 2nd: 3352
2021 Early 3rd: 2563
2021 Mid 3rd: 2239
2021 Late 4th: 591
2021 Late 4th: 591
Kettering Kern Nuts – 11th
Team Total: 70594
Best Starting Lineup: 5th – 48021
QB Ranking: 11th – 12031
⭐ Deshaun Watson: 6179
💪 Matthew Stafford: 5852
Chase Daniel: 0
RB Ranking: 8th – 16987
⭐ Derrick Henry: 6990
⭐ Aaron Jones: 6547
Jamaal Williams: 2568
Malcolm Brown: 659
Peyton Barber: 223
Alfred Morris: 0
LeSean McCoy: 0
WR Ranking: 2nd – 30047
⭐ Justin Jefferson: 8565
⭐ Allen Robinson: 6092
💪 Will Fuller: 4201
Christian Kirk: 2917
Tyler Johnson: 2608
Allen Lazard: 1884
John Brown: 1095
N’Keal Harry: 1071
David Moore: 675
Jalen Hurd: 597
Jakeem Grant: 342
Larry Fitzgerald: 0
TE Ranking: 11th – 6000
⭐ Robert Tonyan: 3595
Zach Ertz: 2199
Josiah Deguara: 206
Richard Rodgers: 0
Draft Capital: 5529
2021 Late 2nd: 3352
2021 Late 3rd: 1586
2021 Late 4th: 591
Gahanna Gargoyles – 12th
Team Total: 61750
Best Starting Lineup: 7th – 46324
QB Ranking: 6th – 13777
⭐ Jalen Hurts: 5933
💪 Jared Goff: 4009
💪 Tom Brady: 3835
RB Ranking: 7th – 17264
⭐ Saquon Barkley: 8293
⭐ D’Andre Swift: 7225
James White: 759
Latavius Murray: 608
Carlos Hyde: 379
WR Ranking: 10th – 22523
⭐ Amari Cooper: 5828
⭐ Tyler Lockett: 4436
Jarvis Landry: 3594
Darnell Mooney: 3412
Jamison Crowder: 2279
Tim Patrick: 1254
Zach Pascal: 863
Adam Humphries: 532
Kelvin Harmon: 325
Travis Benjamin: 0
Allen Hurns: 0
Danny Amendola: 0
TE Ranking: 9th – 7044
⭐ Travis Kelce: 6765
Jack Doyle: 279
Draft Capital: 1142
2021 Mid 4th: 571
2021 Mid 4th: 571
St. Henry Scallywags – 13th
Team Total: 61629
Best Starting Lineup: 10th – 39135
QB Ranking: 7th – 13670
⭐ Justin Herbert: 9288
Jimmy Garoppolo: 2823
Teddy Bridgewater: 1559
RB Ranking: 10th – 13409
⭐ Tony Pollard: 3401
⭐ Leonard Fournette: 3264
Phillip Lindsay: 2208
James Conner: 2154
Benny Snell: 1041
Eno Benjamin: 889
Le’Veon Bell: 452
Jason Huntley: 0
WR Ranking: 13th – 20961
⭐ Cooper Kupp: 4914
⭐ Odell Beckham: 4137
💪 Corey Davis: 3792
💪 Mike Williams: 3053
Donovan Peoples-Jones: 1975
Rashard Higgins: 1506
Marquez Valdes-Scantling: 1135
Greg Ward: 449
Khadarel Hodge: 0
John Hightower: 0
TE Ranking: 5th – 9140
⭐ George Kittle: 7286
David Njoku: 1499
Jordan Reed: 355
Jimmy Graham: 0
Draft Capital: 4449
2021 Mid 3rd: 2239
2021 Late 3rd: 1586
2021 Early 4th: 624
Fairborn Fuckboys – 14th
Team Total: 59328
Best Starting Lineup: 13th – 33743
QB Ranking: 10th – 12947
⭐ Jameis Winston: 3806
💪 Jordan Love: 3371
Taysom Hill: 2912
Cam Newton: 2858
RB Ranking: 12th – 11497
⭐ Melvin Gordon: 3713
⭐ Damien Harris: 3437
Tarik Cohen: 2186
Todd Gurley: 881
Boston Scott: 726
Kalen Ballage: 554
Adrian Peterson: 0
WR Ranking: 7th – 26042
⭐ DeAndre Hopkins: 6720
⭐ Brandon Aiyuk: 5945
💪 Mike Evans: 5698
Nelson Agholor: 2450
Sterling Shepard: 2407
T.Y. Hilton: 1699
Miles Boykin: 619
DaeSean Hamilton: 504
TE Ranking: 14th – 1755
⭐ Eric Ebron: 1053
Devin Asiasi: 352
Jordan Akins: 350
Draft Capital: 7087
2021 Mid 2nd: 3686
2021 Mid 3rd: 2239
2021 Late 4th: 591
2021 Mid 4th: 571